| (-: | User is left handed |
| %-) | User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight |
| :*) | User is drunk |
| [:] | User is a robot |
| 8-) | User is wearing sunglasses |
| B:-) | Sunglasses on head |
| ::-) | User wears normal glasses |
| B-) | User wears horn-rimmed glasses |
| 8:-) | User is a little girl |
| :-)-8 | User is a Big girl |
| :-{) | User has a mustache |
| :-{ 2 | User wears lipstick |
| {:-) | User wears a toupee |
| }:-( | Toupee in an updraft |
| :-[ | User is a vampire |
| :-E | Bucktoothed vampire |
| :-F | Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing |
| :-7 | User juust made a wry statement |
| :-* | User just ate something sour |
| :-)~ | User drools |
| :-~) | User has a cold |
| :'-( | User is crying |
| :'-) | User is so happy, s/he is crying |
| :-@ | User is screaming |
| :-# | User wears braces |
| :^) | User has a broken nose |
| :v) | User has a broken nose, but it's the other way |
| :_) | User's nose is sliding off of his face |
| :<) | User is from an Ivy League School |
| :-& | User is tongue tied |
| =:-) | User is a hosehead |
| -:-) | User is a punk rocker |
| -:-( | Real punk rockers don't smile |
| :=) | User has two noses |
| +-:-) | User is the Pope or holds some other religious office |
| `:-) | User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning |
| ,:-) | Same thing...other side |
| |-I | User is asleep |
| |-O | User is yawning/snoring |
| :-Q | User is a smoker |
| :-? | User smokes a pipe |
| O-) | Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) |
| O :-) | User is an angel (at heart, at least) |
| :-` | User spitting out its chewing tobacco |
| :-S | User just made an incoherent statement |
| :-D | User is laughing (at you!) |
| :-X | User's lips are sealed |
| :-C | User is really bummed |
| <|-) | User is Chinese |
| <|-( | User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes |
| :-/ | User is skeptical |
| C=:-) | User is a chef |
| @= | User is pro-nuclear war |
| *<:-) | User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat |
| :-o | Uh oh! \ |
| (8-o | It's Mr. Bill! |
| *:o) | And Bozo the Clown! |
| 3:] | Pet smiley |
| 3:[ | Mean Pet smiley |
| d8= | Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat |
| E-:-) | User is a Ham radio operator |
| :-9 | User is licking his/her lips |
| %-6 | User is braindead |
| [:-) | .User is wearing a walkman |
| (:I | User is an egghead |
| <:-I | User is a dunce |
| K:P | User is a little kid with a propeller beenie |
| @:-) | User is wearing a turban |
| :-0 | No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) |
| :-: | Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley |
| .-) | User only has one eye |
| ,-) | Ditto...but he's winking |
| X-( | User just died |
| 8 :-) | User is a wizard |
| -=* :-) | User is a TeX wizard |